Random: Britain REALLY needs to take back the US.

[mrwiseman]

USA is the only country where both every now and then some kid goes to school with a gun and shoots the fuck out of everybody, and some kid goes to school and gets handcuffed and taken to a Police station for nothing.

Are stainless steel pens forbidden too? Some models can be just as dangerous.

[Cataferal]

Not least, they usually blame the deliberate shootings on the influence of videogames and file a court case.

[mrwiseman]

Yeah, I'm sure allowing everybody to have guns freely doesn't have anything to do with it.

[Dreamer7000]

A pair of scissors as a weapon?! That's insane! Like I have a plastic bottle with my drink in it, is that count as a weapon as well? I mean it is heavy... sheesh

Nice article.

[justwildbeat]

Actually it is, you could have posioned the drink. Eh? lol The girl must have done more than bringing scissors, probably ran in the hallway.

[Xellos]

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/sto...38.htm&sc=1110

[justwildbeat]

Indeed it's almost like my irrational fear of McDonald's apple pies. After I heard a news report of a disgruntled employee putting a razor blade in a pie. I have never been able to take a comfortable bite out of one . . . Then there's athat incident of a AIDs inflected guy who purposely hid a needle in a couch cushion so someone else will be infected T_T

[Nevan]

"America, we'll kill your ass."

[Cataferal]

Also screaming, whilst dribbling all over herself manically. Then perhaps police involvement would be justified.

[One Classy Bloke]

Pupil: Damn, i let my nails grow too long. This one's split. Well, off it comes.

*pulls off a bit of broken nail and throws it to the floor*

Teacher: You is goin' na jail, mate.

Pupil: What?

Teacher: That nail is intentional biological weaponary. That nail will go through someone's shoe, into their foot. The wound will become infected with anthrax and will spread to everyone in the god loved America.

OCB: ...Holy shit! That could happen! I'm never leaving my cut nails in a place where they may be stepped on.